So “vibe physics” is now a thing. According to some very rich guys, you can just feed an AI some vague questions and stumble your way into unlocking the secrets of the universe. Who knew vibes and a chatbot could replace centuries of scientific method? It’s like saying you’re doing “culinary innovation” because you let ChatGPT write your grocery list.

These folks aren’t doing physics. They’re throwing sci-fi flavored spaghetti at a wall and calling it insight. Large language models don’t think, don’t reason, and definitely don’t discover new laws of nature. They mash together stuff that already exists and try to sound confident while doing it.

Calling this a scientific breakthrough is like asking Siri for dating advice and thinking you’ve pioneered psychology. Until Grok runs a lab, publishes a paper, and survives peer review, let’s stop pretending it’s about to solve gravity. It’s autocomplete, not Einstein.